Around the dinner table:

Earlier this week, I suggested to Jonathan that he visit Loyola Marymount, the graduate school he may be attending this fall, and peruse the bulletin boards for jobs and a place to live.

He replied, "Mom, Loyola is a Catholic school.  Catholic schools don't have bulletin boards, they have stained glass windows.  Baptists have bulletin boards.  If Baptists saved relics like the Catholics, they'd hang them on bulletin boards."